Ah, Valentine’s Day - a day full of red roses, soppy cards, and over-the-top romantic gestures. But what if you’re the type who cringes at candlelit dinners, gushy declarations of love, or anything involving heart-shaped chocolates? Fear not, non-romantics, because Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be a parade of clichés!
Whether you’re blissfully loved up, happily flying solo, or just here for the discounted prosecco, this is your go-to guide for thoughtful, low-key gifts that skip the clichés. Perfect for anyone who prefers their Valentine’s Day served with a pinch of sarcasm, a dose of practicality, and just the right amount of fun.
1. The Practical Present
If romantic gestures make your eyes roll, why not give something useful with a touch of charm? These Mr and Mrs Ceramic Pots are practical, stylish, and subtly playful. Perfect for storing bits and bobs or housing small plants, they’re a gift that’s thoughtful without being over the top. Whether for a partner, a mate, or even yourself, they’re guaranteed to make a corner of your home feel a little brighter.
2. For the Foodie
Not everyone dreams of a three-course dinner in a packed restaurant. Instead, make Valentine’s Day delicious and fuss-free. You can’t go wrong with a no-pressure foodie gift. Pair their favourite wine with these Soft Plum Champagne Glasses and toast to a night without any awkward small talk. Or, go full comfort-food mode: grab a dine-in meal deal from M&S (complete with a melt-in-the-middle pudding) and enjoy it in your pyjamas. Who needs fancy when you’ve got garlic bread & bubbles?
3. The Perfect All-Rounder Gift
If you’re stuck between catering to a hopeless romantic or a no-nonsense realist, the Gold Hands Heart Ornament is a foolproof option. With its sleek design and subtle nod to love, it’s thoughtful enough to satisfy the romantics while being stylish and understated enough for those who avoid anything too soppy. It’s the kind of gift that says “I care” without veering into cheesy territory. Whether on a mantelpiece or desk, it’s bound to hit the spot for anyone.
4. The Gift of Comfort
If lingerie and chocolates aren’t your thing, why not give the gift of comfort? This Paul Moneypenny Black Faux Fur Throw is perfect for snuggling up on the sofa, adding an elegant touch to any room, and keeping the winter chill at bay. It’s practical, cosy, and stylish and for those who prefer a cosy night in over any sort of Valentine’s fanfare, this throw is the perfect companion for Netflix marathons, tea-drinking sessions, or simply hiding from the February weather.
5. For the One Who Hates Valentine’s Day
Sometimes, the best Valentine’s Day gift is one that completely ignores Valentine’s Day. Skip the hearts and flowers and focus on what they really love. Pair a book they’ve been wanting to read with a set of our quirky bookends to bring a stylish twist to their shelves. It’s the ideal gift for someone who’d rather escape into a good novel than get caught up in Valentine’s hype..
6. DIY for the Win
Homemade gifts are perfect for non-romantics. They’re thoughtful without being over the top. Bake their favourite biscuits, put together a playlist of songs you both love, or whip up a “voucher book” with practical perks like taking the bins out, letting them have the last slice of cake, or agreeing to not hog the duvet. DIY gifts are budget-friendly, meaningful, and last longer than box of chocs!
7. The Self-Love Option
Valentine’s Day isn’t just for couples; it’s the perfect excuse to treat yourself. Non-romantics, this is your chance to indulge in a little self-care. A relaxing diffuser can transform your home into a calming retreat, filling the air with soothing scents. Indulge yourself with the luxurious Gold Case Diffuser in White Sandalwood for a refined touch of elegance, or treat your senses to the comforting, fresh aroma of the Fresh Fig Diffuser. For something extra special, the Diffuser with Amber and Ylang Ylang offers a touch of luxury with its rich, soothing fragrance.
So, why not treat yourself to a moment of tranquillity this Valentine’s Day? Because, honestly, you deserve it.
8. For the Shared Laughs
Valentine’s Day can be a bit ridiculous, so why not lean into the humour of it all? A novelty mug, a silly pair of socks, or even a quirky board game can make for a fun and light-hearted gift. For something completely different, how about these cheeky Gold Bottom Planters or the hilarious (if taken in the right way!) Gold Middle Finger Hand Ornament? Pair it with a card that says something like, “You’re alright, I suppose” for peak British romance.
Let’s face it, Valentine’s Day can sometimes be a bit much and no one really enjoys forced fun but that doesn’t mean it can’t still be embraced in your own way. Whether you celebrate with a practical gift, a cosy night in, or just by mocking the heart-shaped madness together, it’s a chance to show you care and pop the champagne… which is something we are always on board with here at Margo & Plum!
So, here’s to love, laughter, and skipping the heart-shaped nonsense. Happy Valentine’s, darlings.